Our very own Zack "Mitten Nips" Parsons made this:
"TACD" is a dirty little man. I mean literally! He's four inches tall and covered in mud.
"fux0r j00 2" has a lame name, but we almost forgive him:
"sablefish" writes the story of our lives:
"Shadowkaster" references one of the most annoying movies ever. Riddle me this: HOW THE HELL DID THAT DAMN KID KNOW THE SECRET IN LEVEL 3 OF SUPER MARIO BROS. 3 IF HE NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE? IT'S BULLSHIT. Oh, here's the image:
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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