When "Arsenal" isn't busy having homoerotic fantasies about baseball, he's dreaming of stuff like this:

"Yeah huh" remembers Spaceballs. Good for him I say!

"Coonan" brings one of my railroad fantasies to life:

"Mike Toole" has a headline that shows just how heartless those rebel terrorists are. Of course this wouldn't be a Phriday without an appearance from Admiral Ackbar!

"buruma" continues the unhealthy fixation with Star Wars:

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