When "Arsenal" isn't busy having homoerotic fantasies about baseball, he's dreaming of stuff like this:
"Yeah huh" remembers Spaceballs. Good for him I say!
"Coonan" brings one of my railroad fantasies to life:
"Mike Toole" has a headline that shows just how heartless those rebel terrorists are. Of course this wouldn't be a Phriday without an appearance from Admiral Ackbar!
"buruma" continues the unhealthy fixation with Star Wars:
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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