The future is often said to be now, especially when time travel is involved. Such statements are actually quite stupid, since the future is always elusive. All we can really do is speculate and maybe even draw erotic pictures of what the future will be like, but even then there is no guarantee our sensuous drawings will truly delineate the things to come. That's why you should probably take the images featured this week with a grain of salt. I asked the Something Awful Forum Goons to create products from the future, and by golly they did. Step right up and see what products the future just might have in store!

spacemountain takes erotic photographs of Battleship pegs.

havax accidentally ate his speakers and now his stomach plays trance music.

MOSFET drew in the rope using Etch-a-Sketch.

To be honest I have no idea what's going on here, but it looks like $iMpLe spent a lot of time pasting things together.

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