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Nobody tries to rape Kanzune. Nobody.
I'd really like to write a joke about MrPazzah putting on this laser condom and fucking the Death Star exhaust port, but I suppose that would just seem crude.
Kanzune likes to drop grandma down the stairs a lot.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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