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Nobody tries to rape Kanzune. Nobody.
I'd really like to write a joke about MrPazzah putting on this laser condom and fucking the Death Star exhaust port, but I suppose that would just seem crude.
Kanzune likes to drop grandma down the stairs a lot.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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