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Nobody tries to rape Kanzune. Nobody.

I'd really like to write a joke about MrPazzah putting on this laser condom and fucking the Death Star exhaust port, but I suppose that would just seem crude.

Kanzune likes to drop grandma down the stairs a lot.

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