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Nobody tries to rape Kanzune. Nobody.
I'd really like to write a joke about MrPazzah putting on this laser condom and fucking the Death Star exhaust port, but I suppose that would just seem crude.
Kanzune likes to drop grandma down the stairs a lot.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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