It's too damn hot for penguins to be just walking around, so StrungOutFlip stuck them in summer school.
Doktor Per warns that when y'all see him coming, you'd better all together run for cover.
If you encounter this guy, Funkfried highly recommends pissing yourself and praying to your impotent god.
Hi One-Eyed Willie. Oh, I'm The Manticore. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well, I made it. I beat you.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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