It's too damn hot for penguins to be just walking around, so StrungOutFlip stuck them in summer school.
Doktor Per warns that when y'all see him coming, you'd better all together run for cover.
If you encounter this guy, Funkfried highly recommends pissing yourself and praying to your impotent god.
Hi One-Eyed Willie. Oh, I'm The Manticore. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well, I made it. I beat you.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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