It's too damn hot for penguins to be just walking around, so StrungOutFlip stuck them in summer school.
Doktor Per warns that when y'all see him coming, you'd better all together run for cover.
If you encounter this guy, Funkfried highly recommends pissing yourself and praying to your impotent god.
Hi One-Eyed Willie. Oh, I'm The Manticore. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well, I made it. I beat you.
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"God of War is the realization of our collective hopes and dreams, not just as gamers, but as gamer-citizens."
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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