It's too damn hot for penguins to be just walking around, so StrungOutFlip stuck them in summer school.
Doktor Per warns that when y'all see him coming, you'd better all together run for cover.
If you encounter this guy, Funkfried highly recommends pissing yourself and praying to your impotent god.
Hi One-Eyed Willie. Oh, I'm The Manticore. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well, I made it. I beat you.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
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