deftcleft knows the only thing worse than a bruised banana is the bruised butt you get from a bad rhino ride.

noblesse made something quite absurd, featuring a bear and bird.

Not A Bear stops, chops and drops.

Well, The Merkinman, nobody knows what's gonna happen at the end of the line, so you might as well enjoy the trip.

Thanks to Carl The Shivan and the SA Forum Goons for summoning these characters to our world, where their fish-out-of-water antics will provide endless amusement. See you next week for the second wave of the invasion!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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