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"Kyre" lets out all his worldly frustrations on us:

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"EvilJesus" halps Autodesk find an entirely new market that unofortunately still involves lots of nerdy guys with glasses.

"DoubleDutchBus" found his lover using this software:

"EvilJesus" misunderstood this contest. HOT. SIZZLE.

"BonzoESC" needs special software to do what I do every day:

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