Page Eight: Fresh From the Loins of Microsoft
"Mulvany492" gives us the hottest text editor since EDIT.COM!
I can see myself using this software quite a bit, but only because my main hobby is kidnapping rich people's children. Thanks to "brassrocket" for making my life easier!
"darthphunk" might as well set himself on fire:
In spite of his retardation, "Shadowkaster" still dreams big!
I'm not sure how this "SlikSvelte" program works, but it sure sounds like a winner.
I'm not sure why this sucky "Cramato" image is here. I guess because I hate Clippy. ARE YOU READING THIS CLIPPY? I KNOW YOU ARE.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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