Page Eight: Fresh From the Loins of Microsoft

"Mulvany492" gives us the hottest text editor since EDIT.COM!

I can see myself using this software quite a bit, but only because my main hobby is kidnapping rich people's children. Thanks to "brassrocket" for making my life easier!

"darthphunk" might as well set himself on fire:

In spite of his retardation, "Shadowkaster" still dreams big!

I'm not sure how this "SlikSvelte" program works, but it sure sounds like a winner.

I'm not sure why this sucky "Cramato" image is here. I guess because I hate Clippy. ARE YOU READING THIS CLIPPY? I KNOW YOU ARE.

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