Page Eight: Fresh From the Loins of Microsoft
"Mulvany492" gives us the hottest text editor since EDIT.COM!
I can see myself using this software quite a bit, but only because my main hobby is kidnapping rich people's children. Thanks to "brassrocket" for making my life easier!
"darthphunk" might as well set himself on fire:
In spite of his retardation, "Shadowkaster" still dreams big!
I'm not sure how this "SlikSvelte" program works, but it sure sounds like a winner.
I'm not sure why this sucky "Cramato" image is here. I guess because I hate Clippy. ARE YOU READING THIS CLIPPY? I KNOW YOU ARE.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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