Page Eight: Fresh From the Loins of Microsoft
"Mulvany492" gives us the hottest text editor since EDIT.COM!
I can see myself using this software quite a bit, but only because my main hobby is kidnapping rich people's children. Thanks to "brassrocket" for making my life easier!
"darthphunk" might as well set himself on fire:
In spite of his retardation, "Shadowkaster" still dreams big!
I'm not sure how this "SlikSvelte" program works, but it sure sounds like a winner.
I'm not sure why this sucky "Cramato" image is here. I guess because I hate Clippy. ARE YOU READING THIS CLIPPY? I KNOW YOU ARE.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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