Page Eight: Fresh From the Loins of Microsoft
"Mulvany492" gives us the hottest text editor since EDIT.COM!
I can see myself using this software quite a bit, but only because my main hobby is kidnapping rich people's children. Thanks to "brassrocket" for making my life easier!
"darthphunk" might as well set himself on fire:
In spite of his retardation, "Shadowkaster" still dreams big!
I'm not sure how this "SlikSvelte" program works, but it sure sounds like a winner.
I'm not sure why this sucky "Cramato" image is here. I guess because I hate Clippy. ARE YOU READING THIS CLIPPY? I KNOW YOU ARE.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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