broadwayLamb made the serpent wise, evil in his tempting eyes. Look at him. Beware the future.

StrungOutFlip has been spurring the hell out of this beast, but he still can't get the stubborn bastard to budge.

TheOriginalEd is a harpy eagle trapped in a human body.

NAG is just another way to say "old, bedraggled horse," so perhaps this is a self-portrait.

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