Gutter Monkey tamed this bear using only dog food, a spotlight, a BB gun, and a broom.
el Gran Poco introduces the hot dog, which includes parts from every animal within this thread.
If you're good at something, never do it for free. Unless you're broadwayLamb, answering a fellow Goon's request.
Ferrule knows camel spiders are tough, because they can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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