Gutter Monkey tamed this bear using only dog food, a spotlight, a BB gun, and a broom.
el Gran Poco introduces the hot dog, which includes parts from every animal within this thread.
If you're good at something, never do it for free. Unless you're broadwayLamb, answering a fellow Goon's request.
Ferrule knows camel spiders are tough, because they can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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