Gutter Monkey tamed this bear using only dog food, a spotlight, a BB gun, and a broom.
el Gran Poco introduces the hot dog, which includes parts from every animal within this thread.
If you're good at something, never do it for free. Unless you're broadwayLamb, answering a fellow Goon's request.
Ferrule knows camel spiders are tough, because they can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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