Gutter Monkey tamed this bear using only dog food, a spotlight, a BB gun, and a broom.
el Gran Poco introduces the hot dog, which includes parts from every animal within this thread.
If you're good at something, never do it for free. Unless you're broadwayLamb, answering a fellow Goon's request.
Ferrule knows camel spiders are tough, because they can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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