Bloody Hedgehog offers players two options: a) Do something, or b)stand there and bleed.
the_ruiner envisions cathartic final boss battles, but predicts many players will give up during the brutal early levels.
Mindbleach unearths this lawyer-buried rarity, which starred Sonic in its suspiciously Super Mario 3-like minigames.
As Doktor Per died repeatedly despite selecting the beginner setting, he felt like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
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