Bloody Hedgehog offers players two options: a) Do something, or b)stand there and bleed.
the_ruiner envisions cathartic final boss battles, but predicts many players will give up during the brutal early levels.
Mindbleach unearths this lawyer-buried rarity, which starred Sonic in its suspiciously Super Mario 3-like minigames.
As Doktor Per died repeatedly despite selecting the beginner setting, he felt like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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