As part of SA's relentless yet responsible Please Do Not Kill Anybody Because of Slenderman campaign, we've encouraged the Goons to make a few more Slenderman Photoshops. While it's true that this all started with a Photoshop and maybe this is just opening another spooky door to danger, it's our hope that this will help people realize that it's not real, and the stabbings will stop!

Vastarien

Missing Name

SLENDERMAN SPOTTED AT FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS

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Palpek

WaffleZombie

Too bad they would never find his house, let alone a home...

Palpek

Don't be ridiculous, it's a mansion.

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