As part of SA's relentless yet responsible Please Do Not Kill Anybody Because of Slenderman campaign, we've encouraged the Goons to make a few more Slenderman Photoshops. While it's true that this all started with a Photoshop and maybe this is just opening another spooky door to danger, it's our hope that this will help people realize that it's not real, and the stabbings will stop!
SLENDERMAN SPOTTED AT FOX NEWS HEADQUARTERS
Too bad they would never find his house, let alone a home...
Don't be ridiculous, it's a mansion.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!