Tom Brady bit off Eli Manning's finger and fell into Mount Doom. Meanwhile, stgn made this.

Yabanjin ran a tight game. He had good offense. Good defense. When the time came, he did the right things with the ball. He carried it to the place it was supposed to go. He got points for doing this. He did a good job.

The fierce claws of the_ruiner's mind know when to clamp down on a good idea.

We'd sure be in a real pickle without pipes!

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