HoboNinja, standing by at our Skunkweed Bog weather station, reports the temperature a "smelly 54 degrees."
hellbastard attempted to cut about fifteen hours from Lord of the Rings, but it's still not enough.
Hello Pity also tried to shorten Lord of the Rings, which I guess is a pretty pressing issue.
According to the Myers-Brigs Personality Index, Hello Pity smells like sulfur.
"Oh, look, it's me from the future! And there's another me, made of anti-matter! All three of us are reaching out towards the exact same point in space, our fingertips on a collision course."
Levi Johnston finally comes clean about his involvement in the Weinstein scandal and details a disgusting incident that required a green screen.
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