HoboNinja, standing by at our Skunkweed Bog weather station, reports the temperature a "smelly 54 degrees."
hellbastard attempted to cut about fifteen hours from Lord of the Rings, but it's still not enough.
Hello Pity also tried to shorten Lord of the Rings, which I guess is a pretty pressing issue.
According to the Myers-Brigs Personality Index, Hello Pity smells like sulfur.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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