HoboNinja, standing by at our Skunkweed Bog weather station, reports the temperature a "smelly 54 degrees."
hellbastard attempted to cut about fifteen hours from Lord of the Rings, but it's still not enough.
Hello Pity also tried to shorten Lord of the Rings, which I guess is a pretty pressing issue.
According to the Myers-Brigs Personality Index, Hello Pity smells like sulfur.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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