HoboNinja, standing by at our Skunkweed Bog weather station, reports the temperature a "smelly 54 degrees."

hellbastard attempted to cut about fifteen hours from Lord of the Rings, but it's still not enough.

Hello Pity also tried to shorten Lord of the Rings, which I guess is a pretty pressing issue.

According to the Myers-Brigs Personality Index, Hello Pity smells like sulfur.

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