CaptainPancakes is not an actual captain, and holds no actual rank as far as I know. However, he is well acquainted with numerous varieties of pancakes and has a high pancake threshold.

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The Trickster packs a lot of humiliation into his lunchbox.

Lumpy is surfing a wave of excitement that will never end.

RobotConspiracy is a true player, flying high thanks in part to me throwing him out of a window.

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