CaptainPancakes is not an actual captain, and holds no actual rank as far as I know. However, he is well acquainted with numerous varieties of pancakes and has a high pancake threshold.
JediBlutarsky made this stirring tribute to two fundamentals of American democracy: a pretty flag and scary enemies.
The Trickster packs a lot of humiliation into his lunchbox.
Lumpy is surfing a wave of excitement that will never end.
RobotConspiracy is a true player, flying high thanks in part to me throwing him out of a window.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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