CaptainPancakes is not an actual captain, and holds no actual rank as far as I know. However, he is well acquainted with numerous varieties of pancakes and has a high pancake threshold.
JediBlutarsky made this stirring tribute to two fundamentals of American democracy: a pretty flag and scary enemies.
The Trickster packs a lot of humiliation into his lunchbox.
Lumpy is surfing a wave of excitement that will never end.
RobotConspiracy is a true player, flying high thanks in part to me throwing him out of a window.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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