CaptainPancakes is not an actual captain, and holds no actual rank as far as I know. However, he is well acquainted with numerous varieties of pancakes and has a high pancake threshold.
JediBlutarsky made this stirring tribute to two fundamentals of American democracy: a pretty flag and scary enemies.
The Trickster packs a lot of humiliation into his lunchbox.
Lumpy is surfing a wave of excitement that will never end.
RobotConspiracy is a true player, flying high thanks in part to me throwing him out of a window.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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