dertx definitely knows what he's doing here, and that's a sad sack of potatoes if you ask me.

Taiso takes sequels to the very same edge that he'll eventually jump off of when life gets to be too much, what with the economy and all.

Prime is in love with the abstract notion of marrying an invisible potato.

Bosko!!! LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER, RACE, OR COLOR!!

Dislodge contributes to the growing problem of acknowledging Jimmy Fallon. Soon we will have to resort to a more final solution to the problem he represents.

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