"schwenz" actually makes the Matrix movies viewable! Take that, nerds.
"tasslex" sounds like some sort of hideous cereal designed to motivate the bowels of the elderly.
"WaffleZombie" is a real hit with the ladies.
"LurchDawg" ruins our healthy comedy showcase by peddling his violent imagery:
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
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