The fun began in droves when I excreted this horrible card dedicated to werewolf fathers:

"Smarticus" doesn't try very hard, and this explains why:

"bikeguido1167" apparently had a rough ride early on in life:

I'm not sure what "Micromancer" is getting at, but it sure looks action-packed:

"monkey_crap" deserves to fall down the stairs and into a doorknob repeatedly for making this card:

"Man-Rider" has various small animals living in his hair:

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