I don't know but I doubt it's because you're touching shit with your penis.

Whatever happened to using your free time playing Nintendo?

Don't read this one if you liked your childhood.

Nobody at my school ever took showers after gym class. We did smell pretty bad, but at least we didn't have to deal with this kind of thing.

It might be a bad idea to pull on your tiny dick while you're showering in front of your peers.

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