Absolutely nothing bad can come from this.

".:*bAbYcAkEz*:." fancies herself as quite the scholar.

I don't see any periods in that post.

Yeah why not.

It's hillarious that "Beach Babe6607" says, "we learned about that in health" and still gets the question wrong.

These girls are so fucking stupid that their most titilating experience in life is smelling soap.

As long as you sign the check it's all good.

I don't know who I like but I have to like someone and have relunctant sex with them!

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