Heh, Ipod? Way too common for my advanced consumer electronics taste.

Apparently kidbang doesn't understand what it means to be an early adopter.

What this voting system needs is MORE POWER.

He should know, he's a hiphopengineer.

Amazon might be rethinking that discussion forum idea of theirs.

Children who are messed up in the head need video games. Help, please!

Debra is a fat name.

Damn, guess I won't buy it then.

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