The educational rating gets 5 stars. Look, here's what Barbie looks like as a character from Scooby-Doo. Hope you learned a lot from this.

If you like horses you'll like this game.

What I love most about this CD is that the nigga singing has money. 5 stars!

Giving your little girl anything that has to do with Bratz is child abuse and you should have those children taken away.

You're just too stupid to use the clapper!

Oh no he angered the Amazon elite.

Did he post this expecting a free game of Crazy Taxi to start? Is he still waiting?

This post is dumb! I know, I'm a poster!

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

About This Column

There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2018 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.