Most anime fans prefer 8th graders anyway.


Martin Luther's 95 Theses wasn't this goddamn long.


I'm hoping there's one where everybody dies at the end.


They never get tired of talking about the hottest anime character. I get boners for ink and paint!


Over 300 pounds = cosplayer.


Looks like somebody didn't install the Japanese language pack! And you call yourself a true anime fan. True anime fans install the language pack and pretend they can speak Japanese and then lick the screen as if they are licking Japan itself.


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