Somewhere out there there's a MySpace page with 60 of these on one profile.
I wouldn't be surprised if that crying chick posted on all three forums we featured today.
This is why the world hates America.
Posts like these are why employers are searching for what prospective employees write on the Internet.
Eh, I'd hit it.
Ugh, AmeriKKKa sux!
Stop posting, Sanjaya!
I give up. I'm gonna vote for him 700 times next time!
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He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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