Somewhere out there there's a MySpace page with 60 of these on one profile.
I wouldn't be surprised if that crying chick posted on all three forums we featured today.
This is why the world hates America.
Posts like these are why employers are searching for what prospective employees write on the Internet.
Eh, I'd hit it.
Ugh, AmeriKKKa sux!
Stop posting, Sanjaya!
I give up. I'm gonna vote for him 700 times next time!
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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