I'm not saying I'm gay, but I would prefer seeing two guys fall in love.
Here's a happy fellow.
Someone get child services on the phone right now.
I keep telling Lowtax to fire Shmorky and hire this guy but he never listens!
Before Weekend Web I bet most of you didn't even know what lolicon was. No need to thank us. We're just doing our job.
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I get no respect I yell ya, no respect at all!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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