I'm not saying I'm gay, but I would prefer seeing two guys fall in love.

Here's a happy fellow.

Someone get child services on the phone right now.

I keep telling Lowtax to fire Shmorky and hire this guy but he never listens!

Before Weekend Web I bet most of you didn't even know what lolicon was. No need to thank us. We're just doing our job.

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I get no respect I yell ya, no respect at all!

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