No, it makes you a pedophile.

This is why we need better sex education in public schools.

We really need to get this guy off the streets. I usually don't condone arresting people for thought crime but this guy has me changing my mind on the issue.

Haha. "i dont think you should keep dating him because he's a liar." Haha that's great.

I'm glad you've got the basic emotions down.

Oh what would we do without hurricanes!

Only ugly people say that.

This one made me laugh harder than anything in today's Weekend Web.

A horny anime girl.

We wanted to end this section on a high note but this was the best we could do.

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