I noticed that DocEvil featured the Official Xbox Forums in his November 26th, 2005 update. Readers were amazed at how dumb Xbox users really are. Well, not to be outdone, the posters at the Official PlayStation Forums have set out to beat Xbox forum posters in sheer stupidity. Can they do it? Read on and decide for yourself!
I hope you guys like long-winded rants about how Sony is going down the tubes because here it is.
HELLO ANY LADIES WANNA PLAY SOME GAMES WITH MY HEART
I'm large and in charge.
You're under arrest for insulting MySpace!
That guy in KiLLERASiAN's sig isn't even Asian.
What an exciting tale.
The era of the ninja is over. I'm glad, because the ninja fad was really annoying.
Hope you got 0 dollars.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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