It's time now for the adventures of ottothecat2004. 
Vote ottothecat2004 in '08! 
Guys, I'm worried for the fate of a billion dollar multinational company that doesn't even know I exist. 
I broke my arm but I just NEED my video games. 
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
Fun fact: 90% of girl gamers are in fact gay guys. 
This Week on Something Awful...
Our New Drone is Our Least Menacing Yet
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
The Totally Sane, Healthy World of IMDB User Lists
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
Remorseful Hitman Kid: The Final Chapter!
Please buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images. I have a family
How to Talk to Your Teenage Son or Daughter!
So what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
Remorseful Hitman Kid 2.0!
[clearing throat] I SAID "buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images".
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