It's time now for the adventures of ottothecat2004.

Vote ottothecat2004 in '08!

Guys, I'm worried for the fate of a billion dollar multinational company that doesn't even know I exist.

I broke my arm but I just NEED my video games.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Fun fact: 90% of girl gamers are in fact gay guys.

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