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I broke my arm but I just NEED my video games. 
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
Fun fact: 90% of girl gamers are in fact gay guys. 
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[Slide Show] The Sexiest Photos From the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013
We have compiled the sexiest images from the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
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Please Allow Me to Explain My Actions As a Sign Language Interpreter
The interpreter from the Mandela memorial tries to explain himself the only way he knows how.
Board Games Based on Phone Games!
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