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Guys, I'm worried for the fate of a billion dollar multinational company that doesn't even know I exist. 
I broke my arm but I just NEED my video games. 
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
Fun fact: 90% of girl gamers are in fact gay guys. 
This Week on Something Awful...
All the So-Called 'Blatant Eroticism' in My Stories Has a Valid, In-Universe Justification
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Sky Mall Product Reviews: NIGHT GLOW Toilet Seat
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Sunless Sea
My time as a captain in Sunless Sea, plus a review of Homeworld Remastered Collection
This Ain't Your Grandpa's Garfield Generator!
Murder, suicide, lots of weird sex stuff... anything goes in this grim, Goon-made Garfield universe!
Obama Sketch Comedy!
This article contains 20 funny GIFs of Obama drawing things! The title is a little wordplay for you.
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