It's time now for the adventures of ottothecat2004. 
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Guys, I'm worried for the fate of a billion dollar multinational company that doesn't even know I exist. 
I broke my arm but I just NEED my video games. 
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
Fun fact: 90% of girl gamers are in fact gay guys. 
This Week on Something Awful...
Guitar Supermen Are Our Superiors
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
Memos from Bear Cave: Broth of Woe
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
9 Reasons to Be Fairly Fricking Outraged Right About Now
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Please Enjoy The First Two Minutes Of A Triple-A Game
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