It's time now for the adventures of ottothecat2004. 
Vote ottothecat2004 in '08! 
Guys, I'm worried for the fate of a billion dollar multinational company that doesn't even know I exist. 
I broke my arm but I just NEED my video games. 
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
Fun fact: 90% of girl gamers are in fact gay guys. 
This Week on Something Awful...
How Will Children Understand WWII Without America's Hitler Statues?
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The Deadliest Snake In The Wild West
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Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Not Being Scared By A Person With A Chainsaw!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
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