Yes, but you'd get fish AIDS, and they made a cream for that.
Our sixteenth president was Abraham Lincoln.
Third-party supporters are just throwing their vote away.
Douche with food coloring before you get inseminated.
THIS IS MY FETISH.
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Ah, to be young, horny, and stupid again.
I had such a crush on Ally McBeal when I was younger and that show was on. Am I gay?
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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