Yes, but you'd get fish AIDS, and they made a cream for that.
Our sixteenth president was Abraham Lincoln.
Third-party supporters are just throwing their vote away.
Douche with food coloring before you get inseminated.
THIS IS MY FETISH.
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Ah, to be young, horny, and stupid again.
I had such a crush on Ally McBeal when I was younger and that show was on. Am I gay?
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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