Yes, but you'd get fish AIDS, and they made a cream for that.

Our sixteenth president was Abraham Lincoln.

Third-party supporters are just throwing their vote away.

Douche with food coloring before you get inseminated.


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Ah, to be young, horny, and stupid again.

I had such a crush on Ally McBeal when I was younger and that show was on. Am I gay?

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