Yes, but you'd get fish AIDS, and they made a cream for that.
Our sixteenth president was Abraham Lincoln.
Third-party supporters are just throwing their vote away.
Douche with food coloring before you get inseminated.
THIS IS MY FETISH.
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Ah, to be young, horny, and stupid again.
I had such a crush on Ally McBeal when I was younger and that show was on. Am I gay?
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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