Yes, but you'd get fish AIDS, and they made a cream for that.
Our sixteenth president was Abraham Lincoln.
Third-party supporters are just throwing their vote away.
Douche with food coloring before you get inseminated.
THIS IS MY FETISH.
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Ah, to be young, horny, and stupid again.
I had such a crush on Ally McBeal when I was younger and that show was on. Am I gay?
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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