I cheated on her with a Yorkshire Terrier.
Prescribe him some shit.
Yes, and as a lame duck he don't give no fuck.
My dryer queefs.
Not Bush, he's canceling anime!
You know what I'm talking about...
What Journey Means to Me by Acetone, age 9.
Nothing but bread and wine. This place sucks.
A guide to the loud, large men who will be filling our living room weekly.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
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