I cheated on her with a Yorkshire Terrier.
Prescribe him some shit.
Yes, and as a lame duck he don't give no fuck.
My dryer queefs.
Not Bush, he's canceling anime!
You know what I'm talking about...
What Journey Means to Me by Acetone, age 9.
Nothing but bread and wine. This place sucks.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to eliminate the plague that is humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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