I cheated on her with a Yorkshire Terrier.
Prescribe him some shit.
Yes, and as a lame duck he don't give no fuck.
My dryer queefs.
Not Bush, he's canceling anime!
You know what I'm talking about...
What Journey Means to Me by Acetone, age 9.
Nothing but bread and wine. This place sucks.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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