I cheated on her with a Yorkshire Terrier.
Prescribe him some shit.
Yes, and as a lame duck he don't give no fuck.
My dryer queefs.
Not Bush, he's canceling anime!
You know what I'm talking about...
What Journey Means to Me by Acetone, age 9.
Nothing but bread and wine. This place sucks.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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