Ugh, my neighbor is downloading porn using his Internet connection that he paid for. What a jerk!
Tattos are unappealing and you could wind up regretting it... Sailor Moon says!
French bread pizza, you jerk off.
If you have to smoke weed to enjoy techno, isn't it the weed you like, not the music?
Why do you think the Challenger exploded? That's right.
I can hardly believe that this was the best answer to the question.
His dog just wants to celebrate Yom Kippur.
Her problem is that she just won't die. The only thing keeping her alive is making your life a living hell. You know what to do. You know what to do.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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