ALT-F4 lol

Only if you're blonde and white.

It's not gay if you're doing him in the butt and he's your cousin and you're both thinking about girls. I'm just telling you what you want to hear, bro.

There has never been a better time to live in Australia. Dingo farts are at an all time low.


Was there ever any doubt?

Hope you like getting stabbed in the gut by a gang banger on a roller coaster!

The hearts of other squirrels.

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