Only if you're blonde and white.
It's not gay if you're doing him in the butt and he's your cousin and you're both thinking about girls. I'm just telling you what you want to hear, bro.
There has never been a better time to live in Australia. Dingo farts are at an all time low.
Was there ever any doubt?
Hope you like getting stabbed in the gut by a gang banger on a roller coaster!
The hearts of other squirrels.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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