Only if you're blonde and white.
It's not gay if you're doing him in the butt and he's your cousin and you're both thinking about girls. I'm just telling you what you want to hear, bro.
There has never been a better time to live in Australia. Dingo farts are at an all time low.
Was there ever any doubt?
Hope you like getting stabbed in the gut by a gang banger on a roller coaster!
The hearts of other squirrels.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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