The best stories are always the ones that end in pizza and skee-ball.
Four out of five guys wigged out on coke agree: Cocaine is great for you!
Remember how Blanche on Golden Girls was always getting some in nearly every episode? That was fairly terrifying. What's worse is I just realized that I've watched a lot of Golden Girls.
2281868 heard someone talk about ghostriding the whip and just assumed some Beetlejuice shit was going down.
"Yahoo! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
I've heard of fantasy football but this is ridiculous.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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