The best stories are always the ones that end in pizza and skee-ball.
Four out of five guys wigged out on coke agree: Cocaine is great for you!
Remember how Blanche on Golden Girls was always getting some in nearly every episode? That was fairly terrifying. What's worse is I just realized that I've watched a lot of Golden Girls.
2281868 heard someone talk about ghostriding the whip and just assumed some Beetlejuice shit was going down.
"Yahoo! You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
I've heard of fantasy football but this is ridiculous.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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