The 711391 family has seen more gripping drama than Michael J. Fox and a wet bar of soap. Read the whole thing and you will be rewarded!
I think what we've learned today is that if there is a god, it isn't anywhere the fuck near AOL search.
That's all for now, but come back next week for some more AOL search action. Thanks to forum goon xGryph for coding and letting us use his handy search tool that made searching through those giant logs possible. And then of course, a big thanks to my buds Dramascus, Mr Wind Up Bird, Buff and Uncut, The Young Homer, Stevens Yeung, vrunt, gobbles, Marxux, Livefox, Devonaut, mojo king bee, capnpayne, Smacklug, Foomin, Flying-Wiz, Sensurround, Beech, SydBarrett, Flying-Zig, Fried Chicken, BreathMints, Ralconn, boingthump, Flying-Nugs, Bitter Milton, AAAAA, and maxnmona for providing the images this week.
Have a hot tip on a forum for a future Weekend Web? Please send it in! I have my email program set to play this horrible dog groaning noise when I get a new message and it makes my dog bark every time, it's great!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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