It's all fun and games until it comes time to show the kid a video and you forgot you left Oral Oreo #6 in there.
I like you, Jerry Cat, despite your flaws.
Thank you for taking the test, you are 85% serial killer! Here's the code to put this on your site:
There isn't a problem on Earth that some good ho-garb can't fix.
I KNEW IT
I can sniff all day now that they're mine, all mine!
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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