It's all fun and games until it comes time to show the kid a video and you forgot you left Oral Oreo #6 in there.

I like you, Jerry Cat, despite your flaws.

Thank you for taking the test, you are 85% serial killer! Here's the code to put this on your site:

There isn't a problem on Earth that some good ho-garb can't fix.

I KNEW IT

I can sniff all day now that they're mine, all mine!

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