It's all fun and games until it comes time to show the kid a video and you forgot you left Oral Oreo #6 in there.
I like you, Jerry Cat, despite your flaws.
Thank you for taking the test, you are 85% serial killer! Here's the code to put this on your site:
There isn't a problem on Earth that some good ho-garb can't fix.
I KNEW IT
I can sniff all day now that they're mine, all mine!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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