Sure, it brought the party to an abrupt and uncomfortable end, but it was totally worth it.

60 years of that sweet, sweet nectar you plebs call urine.

Follow these easy steps and you'll be well on your way to boner immunization.

Also plan on never being able to hold on to a job.

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