Gotta stop passing out while sucking my own dick. Shit's gonna backfire on me one of these days.
This Boy Scout Camp sure sounds kinky.
I am Iron Man.
Love the feel of my eggs plopping into that shitty toilet water.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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