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Uh, hello, I'd like to buy a water bed. How much for just the frame? Oh, I need it for this. *reveals humongous gut*
Every Christmas this guy stands in the town square and they project It's A Wonderful Life on his belly for everyone to enjoy. Who needs IMAX?
It's a holiday heart attack!
I just like this post because someone seriously typed out, "You are so right, bigtits!" in an unironic way.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only hot and sexy man left.
This could be your grandpa.
Santa Claus' secret is out.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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