Just tell her you're homeless.
Once my protein shake came out my nose and I got it all over my bowflex.
I disagree on the grounds that you're 15 years old and posting on a bodybuilding forum.
Sometimes I'll go to the front window and flex my washboard abs and rock hard pecs and cars start piling up like it's The Blues Brothers.
mASF has a lot of unexplainable holes in the drywall around his house.
The best way to get people to think you're Alpha is to pretend to talk to Zordon.
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