Just tell her you're homeless.
Once my protein shake came out my nose and I got it all over my bowflex.
I disagree on the grounds that you're 15 years old and posting on a bodybuilding forum.
Sometimes I'll go to the front window and flex my washboard abs and rock hard pecs and cars start piling up like it's The Blues Brothers.
mASF has a lot of unexplainable holes in the drywall around his house.
The best way to get people to think you're Alpha is to pretend to talk to Zordon.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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