Just tell her you're homeless.
Once my protein shake came out my nose and I got it all over my bowflex.
I disagree on the grounds that you're 15 years old and posting on a bodybuilding forum.
Sometimes I'll go to the front window and flex my washboard abs and rock hard pecs and cars start piling up like it's The Blues Brothers.
mASF has a lot of unexplainable holes in the drywall around his house.
The best way to get people to think you're Alpha is to pretend to talk to Zordon.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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