Bodybuilders Relationship Help

Everyone has questions about relationships, even those who can pick Hulk Hogan up by the head.

Don't stop until you can see into her future.

Keep it up, life is too short to waste on getting people to like you.

ol' matey is posting from the public library.

Use lighter fluid and a match for your face.

register_here is attracted to women who look like Colonel Sanders.

Nobody knows, it is a mystery as old as time.

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