She's gone up to the great glue factory in the sky.

With all that surface area, yeah, grooming would take a while.

You might find humans less vile if you showered on a regular basis.

It would be better if all of you got sucked into a black hole.

They're laughing AT you, not with you.

Set a course for the harsh realization that you can't even get trekkies to like you.

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