She's gone up to the great glue factory in the sky.
With all that surface area, yeah, grooming would take a while.
You might find humans less vile if you showered on a regular basis.
It would be better if all of you got sucked into a black hole.
They're laughing AT you, not with you.
Set a course for the harsh realization that you can't even get trekkies to like you.
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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