Normal people piss me off with their accurate descriptions and holier than thou attitude.

Probably not a good sign.

Contrary to popular belief, icecream does not start to come out after several hours.

And now we put it on everything. Have you ever had cum on steak? Cum on salad? Give it a shot.

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