Normal people piss me off with their accurate descriptions and holier than thou attitude.
Probably not a good sign.
Contrary to popular belief, icecream does not start to come out after several hours.
And now we put it on everything. Have you ever had cum on steak? Cum on salad? Give it a shot.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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