Normal people piss me off with their accurate descriptions and holier than thou attitude.
Probably not a good sign.
Contrary to popular belief, icecream does not start to come out after several hours.
And now we put it on everything. Have you ever had cum on steak? Cum on salad? Give it a shot.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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