Normal people piss me off with their accurate descriptions and holier than thou attitude.
Probably not a good sign.
Contrary to popular belief, icecream does not start to come out after several hours.
And now we put it on everything. Have you ever had cum on steak? Cum on salad? Give it a shot.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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