I couldn't have said it better Nait.

Argh it makes me so mad when those black heathens defile our precious plus-sized goddesses.

God it hurts so bad are you sure I'm doing this right?

When Salacious Crumb buddies up with her and cackles at all of her dick jokes. That's where I would draw the line.

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