It might also have to do with the fact that they've gone a very large portion of their lives with little to no attention from any sane male.

Beautiful. I shed a teardrop of pure bacon grease in honor of this lovely soliloquy.

e) The remote control, car keys, and cellphone nestled between the many fatrolls around her waist.

There's a joke in here somewhere about honey glazed ham.

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