It might also have to do with the fact that they've gone a very large portion of their lives with little to no attention from any sane male.
Beautiful. I shed a teardrop of pure bacon grease in honor of this lovely soliloquy.
e) The remote control, car keys, and cellphone nestled between the many fatrolls around her waist.
There's a joke in here somewhere about honey glazed ham.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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