It might also have to do with the fact that they've gone a very large portion of their lives with little to no attention from any sane male.
Beautiful. I shed a teardrop of pure bacon grease in honor of this lovely soliloquy.
e) The remote control, car keys, and cellphone nestled between the many fatrolls around her waist.
There's a joke in here somewhere about honey glazed ham.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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