Punk bitchass judge dont even know. I watch dem fatties on TV for reals yo.

Hilariously gigantic breast implants incoming.

Not notice where her hand is because she's too busy whoofing down Whopper #3.

Can someone please teach me how to rape a person?

You better start it off with a promise that you won't murder them you fucking wacko.

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