No I told you already, the air is coming from her side. Almost as if she has popped like a tire. WHY WONT YOU LISTEN?
No I mean literally, they dont do anything. They just lay there like a beached whale and I just cant get over what I believe might be actual pity for them. What is happening to me!?
You know why you can't find any pictures right? Because you can't fucking tell the difference you jackass!
Ladies please respond. I need to know how you feel about me choking on my own puke after catching a glimpse of your thong disappearing into the abyss located in the middle of your ass.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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