When that Dark Angel show was cancelled a lot of people didn't care.

My God! This goes all the way to the government!

If you were in a multi-million dollar business of treating cancer patients wouldn't you hope people keep on getting cancer?

The government hates California. I hate California. New Yorkers hate California. Californians hate California. So what's the problem here?

He's either written a poem or emulated how some morons type on AIM.

That's deep man. You've captured the death of an message board thread with the upmost sensitivity and poetic skill.

Just go up to those aliens and sternly say, "STOP CLONING ME!"

When you can tell us your amazing discovery "izzy" just go ahead and send it to us in an email that can be easily blocked by our moron filters.

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