Those crazy Jews will believe anything you tell them!

If "Pro Polity" just read what he wrote he wouldn't understand it either.

I'm sick and tired of hearing about the World Trade Center! Look, if they hadn't built those damn buildings in the first place then none of this would have happened! What is wrong with a long line of one story buildings? No, these goddamn New Yorkers and their sky scrapers.

A GAY you say?

I don't know if "DRYoho Lungfish" is being serious or not. But knowing the internet he's probably out of his fucking mind.

The government has better things to do than monitor what some crackpot conspiracy theorists are saying on their crappy message board. I don't know what but it's probably important.

It was a Jehova's Witness. See that's funny because they go to people's houses and try to convert the occupants of said house into Jehova's Witnesses and here I am equating them with demons. That's cutting edge comedy right there folks.

Knowing "defiant goth" she'll just have sex with the aliens and leave them for some better looking guy while you cry in your bedroom for days as they have hot sex on the blanket you gave her for her seventeenth birthday. DAMNITT ERICA WHY WON'T YOU CALL ME?!

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