You do that.
Those crazy Jews are always making shit up!
I think this is going to be the Weekend Web instalment that turns me into an alcoholic.
"Spyro 86" can be seen battling the aliens that attempt to abduct him nightly.
And I thought I had problems getting to sleep.
Remember that reptile thing that played Yoshi in the Mario Bros. movie? I think that's what "TahoeGhost" is being haunted by.
That's not the aliens talking to you in your mind. It's your brain telling you to get a fucking life!
"Hybrid444" sees a lot of movies.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.