You do that.
Those crazy Jews are always making shit up!
I think this is going to be the Weekend Web instalment that turns me into an alcoholic.
"Spyro 86" can be seen battling the aliens that attempt to abduct him nightly.
And I thought I had problems getting to sleep.
Remember that reptile thing that played Yoshi in the Mario Bros. movie? I think that's what "TahoeGhost" is being haunted by.
That's not the aliens talking to you in your mind. It's your brain telling you to get a fucking life!
"Hybrid444" sees a lot of movies.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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