You do that.

Those crazy Jews are always making shit up!

I think this is going to be the Weekend Web instalment that turns me into an alcoholic.

"Spyro 86" can be seen battling the aliens that attempt to abduct him nightly.

And I thought I had problems getting to sleep.

Remember that reptile thing that played Yoshi in the Mario Bros. movie? I think that's what "TahoeGhost" is being haunted by.

That's not the aliens talking to you in your mind. It's your brain telling you to get a fucking life!

"Hybrid444" sees a lot of movies.

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