I wish the police would finally do something about those damn dancing scarecrows that stalk the streets at night.

The big money is in paranormal investigation.

Yes. Yes they do.

His name is Slimer and you're his bitch now.

Well good for you son. You'll go far someday!

An alien broke up the Beatles.

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