I wish the police would finally do something about those damn dancing scarecrows that stalk the streets at night.
The big money is in paranormal investigation.
Yes. Yes they do.
His name is Slimer and you're his bitch now.
Well good for you son. You'll go far someday!
An alien broke up the Beatles.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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